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【Happy Floor】丞相!快发功啊!
« 于: 2018-10-17, 周三 21:08:57 »
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10.01 丞相说:我就是为了看C9,毕竟今年淘汰赛看不到了(C9进八强了
10.14 丞相说:感觉RNG要3-3然后加赛,战败小组出局了(RNG4-2,加赛小组第一出线)
10.16 丞相说:专门搞了袋薯片等加赛,但是感觉等不到了(然后果然没有加赛了
10.17 丞相说:今天等一个ig6-0小组第一出线(IG 5-1 加赛小组第二,FNC连赢两场)
10.17 丞相说:RNG打G2,EDG打FNC,KT打IG,等一个双双殒命
10.17 丞相说:预测一下4强:C9,FNC,RNG,KT(10.20 RNG翻车,KT翻车

丞相的故事-沙雕版
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Re: 丞相!快发功啊!(现已转型为沙雕楼
« 回帖 #1 于: 2018-11-28, 周三 10:53:35 »
《颅骨&镣铐》讨论船只命名
丞相:沉没之鱼号
丞相:含盐量超过海水号

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« 回帖 #2 于: 2018-12-06, 周四 16:16:35 »
诅咒物品:瞅鱼滥瞎(瞅了一眼咸鱼火把滥强们就瞎了)

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把咸鱼的灵魂注入不灭明焰,就能得到一个诅咒物品

这只火把看起来像一只永燃火把,但DC32的法辩可以分辨出它是一件诅咒物品,一个女巫的怨念附着在上面,当使用者遇到敌人的时候,它会瞬间熄灭,并且发出一阵咸鱼的嘲笑声音,使用者周围30尺内所有人需要过一个DC17的意志检定来避免陷入困惑状态,如果检定失败,他们将会被困惑1D4轮
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« 回帖 #3 于: 2018-12-06, 周四 16:19:15 »
当丞相说自己养了一只海怪,清音描绘了海怪在团里大显神威的剧情

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大家上岸探险,留海怪自己在船上,等从地城出来,看到船边多了一堆沉船碎片,海怪一边舔着自己的触手一边看着大家:不好意思啊,我替你们打了两个12级的遭遇;
贝丝玛拉女牧师一边捂眼睛一边冲德鲁伊嚷嚷:怎么还带吃人的啊!……让它吃仔细了!咬到艾恩石给我吐出来!

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Re: 丞相!快发功啊!(现已转型为沙雕楼
« 回帖 #4 于: 2018-12-06, 周四 16:20:04 »
奇怪的1级单挑团

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OP选手首发了死硬半兽人蛮子选手!拿着兽人屠戮斧就冲上了擂台,大喊我HP高达36,+8兽人屠戮斧3d6+10天下无敌!然鹅裁判翻阅规则书之后,发现并没有兽人屠戮斧这种武器,智力7的死硬半兽人选手灰溜溜地换回了巨剑...

而一旁端坐的面包选手,风轻云淡地派出塔盾骗甲熊主,用塔盾把那个智力只有7的OP,不!是OP选手派出的蛮子砸下台

OP选手略微思考,挥手唤来一位魔弹射手。拿出刺青术士专攻专精刺青,兽人血脉+鲜血浩劫,配合背景 5cl魔法飞弹,3d4+9。又把塔盾连着人一起砸了下去。

此时他大喊道:“还有谁?”

场面一片死寂,似乎所有人都被他的气焰镇住,不知可否有勇士能在此危急存亡之秋站出来呢?

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Re: 丞相!快发功啊!(现已转型为沙雕楼
« 回帖 #5 于: 2018-12-06, 周四 17:00:46 »
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Tsadok’s wants to see how much talent and luck the PCs possess in his second test. A small table is set up on the aft deck of the PCs’ ship, and one of the PCs must gamble against Tsadok in a card game called Bastard’s Fool. Bastard’s Fool is a popular game on pirate ships, and is played using a deck cobbled together from several partial decks. Even a down-on-his-luck sailor who doesn’t even have a full deck of cards can play Bastard’s Fool, as each player brings whatever cards she has, and combines them with other players’ cards to create a new deck. Bastard’s Fool is a bluffing game similar to poker, but Tsadok adds an additional “Port Peril” rule to the game: the winner of each hand must drink a ration cup of Gutburn rum.

Each player starts with a stake of 100 platinum pieces. The PCs must supply their own stake; Tsadok has brought along a moneychanger to exchange currency or plunder if needed. Each hand, gamblers receive a starting hand and place their initial bets. They may then discard some of their cards and draw more to improve their hand, and bet again. Once all bets are matched, the gamblers reveal their cards and the best hand wins. Rather than play out every hand, you can ask the competing player to describe his or her basic strategy, make several checks as described below), and then give a quick narrative describing how the game initially progresses.

To simulate an actual game of Bastard’s Fool, each player rolls dice, trying to get a score as close to 20 as possible without going over. At the beginning of the hand, each player pays an ante of 1 pp and secretly rolls a d20, representing her starting hand. A round of betting ensues (minimum bet is 1 pp; maximum bet is a player’s entire stake, called “all in”). To represent the discard and draw, each player may then secretly roll another die of her choice (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, or d20) to improve her score (the larger the die, the more cards drawn). This is followed by another round of betting. A player can fold at any time instead of betting—in this case, the opposing player wins the hand. If the total of both dice is 20 or less, that is the gambler’s score. If the total is over 20, the gambler’s score is only the highest number on a single die (representing a poor draw). The highest score wins the hand. On a tie, no one wins. The pot remains on the table, and a new hand begins, with bets added to the existing pot.

Participants may improve their position using expertise, insight, misdirection, or even legerdemain. A gambler can make one of the following checks each hand (all DC 15): Bluff, Profession (gambler), or Sense Motive. A successful check adds +1 to the gambler’s score, with an additional +1 for every 5 points over the DC (even if this pushes the gambler’s final score over 20). A failed check reduces the gambler’s score by 1, with an additional –1 for every 5 points under the DC.

The gambling PC can also make a DC 20 Sleight of Hand check to cheat and increase her score by 4 points, but failing this check means Tsadok notices the attempt. The first failure costs the PC her stake for that hand. If the PC is caught cheating a second time, the game ends and the PC fails the entire test.

Each time the PC wins a hand, she must a drink a shot of rum. Each drink after the first requires a DC 10 Fortitude save (the DC increases by +1 for each additional drink). The PC takes a –1 penalty on all skill checks for each failed saving throw. Once the PC has consumed a number of drinks equal to 1 plus double her Constitution modifier, she is sickened (taking an additional –2 penalty on skill checks) for 1 hour for each drink beyond this maximum. Tsadok drinks when he wins as well, but the alcohol seems to have almost no effect except to increase his toothy sneer.

The poop deck is empty except for the dealer, Tsadok, and the participating PC, limiting the assistance other PCs can provide. The dealer announces the revealed cards and wagers to the crowd who cheer and shout advice. Tsadok sits with his back to the harbor, making it difficult to spy on his cards, but creative PCs might be able to find a way to observe Tsadok’s cards and relay that information to the gambling PC. If you’re playing out each hand, this allows the PC to know Tsadok’s score before betting. Alternatively, or for faster play, you can simply subtract 4 points from Tsadok’s
score to represent this foreknowledge.

Tsadok bets small for the first dozen hands, folding if the stakes rise too high (over 5 pp), hoping that multiple drinks of rum will start to affect his opponent. Tsadok is a solid but unimaginative gambler; he doesn’t bother making skill checks to increase his score, and only rolls a second die with a maximum number that won’t put him over 20.

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« 回帖 #6 于: 2018-12-10, 周一 11:10:18 »
丞相:
上班摸鱼回论坛团
在论坛团里选择勤奋工作


丞相:
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在论坛团里选择摸鱼

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« 回帖 #7 于: 2018-12-25, 周二 15:13:37 »
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« 回帖 #8 于: 2018-12-28, 周五 20:52:07 »
3*1500(完美冰 Perfect ice)+700浓缩烧瓶=5200GP就能获得一份这种超级炸弹(每轮12d6寒冷伤害,持续10分钟),然而是一次性的,换句话说就是拿钱炸死你。。于是戏称 阿巴达尔之宽恕(财富之神的物理宽恕)
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« 回帖 #9 于: 2019-01-07, 周一 14:13:10 »
“这个团就如同其他普通的团一样,玩家们集合,知晓世界的危机,展开冒险,挑战敌人,然后编织出一段史诗故事。唯一有一点不同,又看起来像是玩家福利的内容,就是他们每次死后都会在一张白纸前面复活。”

——骰狗贤者,TougouTuyosi